Classic classic love cold joke, hilarious money, funny jokes
1. The classic love is cold and joke, the brother is married, everyone will go to Hexi … At noon, the wedding ceremony let the groom officials and the new lady tell their love history! I only heard the groom official to say \”I am bored in the evening, some people searching,\” Search \”\” The new woman said \”I was bored at night, I was founded by the nearby people …\”
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2. Everyday, smile, smiles, there is more funny jokes, recently busy a project, every day, I will go to the company in the morning, and I will complain to my husband. Every day, I will drive the thigh, I am afraid to fall asleep. . Husband hurts me, you have to take me to work. It is ready to move. Husband knife: You drive, I am responsible for your thigh, guarantee that you don’t want you to sleep! !
3. Hackup to earn money and funny, others are worried about how to earn money, but I am worried about how to spend money. The big gods pointed out, how can fifty money spend the top 10 next month. I didn’t screw the drink bottle when I was six years old. Later, I got into elementary school. After reading junior high school, university graduated, then I went to the supermarket to buy bottle drinks, I was united. I want to think about the teacher, and it’s true: knowledge is the power.
4. A girl went to the market to buy fish, was seriously challenged on the fish pond, suddenly a fish jumped up, and the tail was taken on the face, the sister was angry: the boss, this Kill directly! … don’t die, will not be hahaha → _ →
5. The girlfriends are beautiful, the eyes are also high, and they must find a car with a homes with a homage. Now she is in love, my boyfriend is working here, no car is no room, and the long phase is also ordinary. I am quite a bit uninhabined, I like him, saying that my shame: I like his stomach.
6. Home live 10, these two days of elevators are broken. It is lazy to get down on the weekend, just called KFC. The result was the same big brother for two consecutive days. The next day, he said: \”Brother, don’t justice tomorrow, McDonald’s new product, don’t you try?\”
7. When I first, I was fascinated by the men’s gods. … but I am very shy, I bought the drink and gift, I have to help the men’s girlfriends to help God, and he helps me confidential … Male girlfriends super trustworthy, only words do not mention me .. Until two, he did not mention me …
8. From get off work, go to sell hoes, front buddies, took a hoe, big, big: \”Boss, your hoe is not Just out of the cage! It’s cool. \”The boss did not say: Such cold days, you rush to stand here.